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Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Sayonara, you utter cunts...

I'm fucking off to France tomorrow, so you're going to be spared my rantings and ravings for a week. Whilst you might be breathing a sigh of e-relief at my departure, I bet that 90% of you are weeping inside because I give your lives a sense of purpose, you tossers.

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To celebrate their release into the wild, DPM are having a sale on those ever so bland yet ever so street conspiracy t-shirts - you can nab one for a mere ten pence (plus P+P of course - that's how they get ya!) here; http://dpm.bigcartel.com/product/dpm-conspiracy-charge

THINGS TO MAKE AND DO:

With me leaving it's not all doom and gloom, here's some stuff to occupy yourselves with when your wrist has gotten too sore to wank one last time;

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The epic http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/ offers numerous folded photos of Ross Kemp's butters face.

They say that nothing in life is free. However, that's clearly bollocks, because competitions give away shitloads of cool stuff for free on a scarily regular basis. Here's a site which collates a list of shitloads of competitions which are all closing soon, some giving away pretty sweet prizes. My mate won an iPhone through one of them. http://www.theprizefinder.com/index.asp?SectionName=Closesoonpage

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And finally, the irrepresibly fun Curveball. Play it!

And, for no particular reason, our man Vier DWS on foreign steel. Niceeeeee.

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So yeah, have fun in this shitty, increasingly authoritarian, rainy, expensive, CCTV saturated country that we all love so much. I'm gonna be chilling on a sunny beach, eating fresh seafood, smoking cheap fags and drinking nice wine, and checking out endless tanned bikini clad tarts. Fuck you all, and do me a favour, if you by any chance happen to see any KPS reaches anywhere, stick a big fucking line through them all. LOVELY.

Oh, and just because I'm feeling ultra generous:

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Bring back lax security measures...




Oh, and disregard that, I suck cocks...

19 comments:

  1. Let's hope somebody knifes you when you come back. Or you get hit by a train like those other fucking tossers.

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  2. If the sense of purpose is to take a knife to your life you have suceeded, I hope you cry, often, bonne nuit

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  3. chunga you fassy
    why u just rehashing shit off uncouthyouth

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  4. What bit were you talking about?

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  5. Oh right, the Kemp folds bit? I read that in London Lite...

    The DPM t-shirt thing is on every graff blog, and, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is a graff blog? Apologies for supporting the movement...

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  6. way to ruin my 'disregard that...' line. ruined everything

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  7. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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  8. Chungay old boy, I lined you earlier tonight. And I fucked one of your mates the other day, she said you used to be a wannabe hippie and now you're a wannabe scumbag.



    Of course this is only pertinent if you are who I think you are. If not, I'm sorry.

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  9. curveball not working?

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  10. yeah man like totes line out kps
    forget the abundance of shitty graff by the east london kids who have tongued their way into the good books of certain respected egotists and are subsequently viewed as untouchable. Why is so much respect afforded to youths who hot up back jumps and yards by getting nicked and getting sent off to feltham every other week. Yeah we should really line out a crew who put out a bit of quality and style even...even if it is only in north london. Romeo dun

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  11. Ah, splendid, someone who blatantly reps KPS.

    KPS have no style of their own, the stuff they bash out is, at the worst, a complete Oker bite, and at best copied from NY Graffiti websites. Everything you learned, you learned from the net. You pay for all of your paint, bite all the spots you do from flicks you've seen on the net, have never touched steel in your lives, and 'get up' on green electrical boxes in sleepy posh suburban areas of North London and the like. Oh, and you post literally everything you do on flickr. I'd be quite impressed with all your fire extinguisher jobbies if they weren't all on the side of people's fucking houses in Finchley.

    I met some of your number recently and they were shook, gay, art student, street art loving homos. One of them said "I mainly dub, I don't bomb", and when he told me what he wrote I had literally never heard of him before. The other one was whining on about how he couldn't paint at the moment because he had no cash and graffiti was something you had to pay for to do properly, because plastikote was "horrible and watery".

    Just because you do a decent track spot every two months in styles that London writers have too much self respect to do, does not mean you have quality or style. Dick.

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  12. you apparently care far too much about this boyo

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  13. You evidently care too litte toyo

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  14. chunga you are nothing . why does it matter if people pay for there paint( its cheap enough and some people want to spend money on a somehting they like doing its not very gangster tho is it?) or what area they are from or what background they are from. watch the graff not the hype. you might not like kps style but dont ask people to dog there shit for you, why just because 10foot has beef with them why do you think its cool to jump on a bandwagon and no im not kps and i dont know them. i dont even really like there stuff aswell but i think you going ona bout keeping it real and that bullshit they you are telling people on the internet to line them go and do it yourself you prick.

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  15. funny that someone like fresh who has done more and contributed more to london graff than 99 percent of you ever will, sees it fit to put select members of kp in his crew and yet some of you see yourselves as authority enough on what constitutes real graff to hate like this. Graff is not a defined, sacrosanct thing that you have been placed as the sole guardian of. It is full of people doing things according to the way they interpret it. Perhaps your interpretation is not flfilling enough, hence the misappropriation of your energies

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  16. Were you one of the faggots I met then? I really regret not slapping you round the face. Why you riding Fresh's coattails, you fucking idiot? Fresh is a gutter bomber, always rated the boy's stuff as do most I'm sure - however, that he put you in his crew means fuck all. Love how you cling on to being in IRP as if that's meant to silence any haters you might have. What you're essentially saying is that you were too insignificant to make a name for yourselves alone or in a crew but now you're really going places because someone better and more up than you has acknowledged the fact that you write.

    Long before I noticed that 10foot was taking KPS out, I clocked a bunch of their stuff about in sleepy suburban backstreets around Highgate; all exceedingly gay tags and laughable bitten styles whacked up in places that no one will see and will get buffed within days. Also seen some of your number hitting up XTC as well, probably not a good idea when you're all so far up Oker's arsehole you can see his tonsils glisten.

    I've been set in crews by people who've been around longer than Fresh and have done more than he has, but do you see me banging on about what crews I rep and who fucking set me in? No, because I don't have to shit in my girlfriend's cunt before I fuck her, unlike you, you fucking gay.

    And, to the penultimate anonymous cunt, notice I never said anything about backgrounds or areas of origin. I'm in no position to rinse anyone over their background or where they're from.

    Nought wrong with paying for paint occasionally but it's bait that you're all too shook to fucking rack, and, even if you plucked up the courage, don't have the first fucking idea about what paint is worth racking.

    My point about getting people to line them was in reference to me going on holiday, and me thus not being able to fulfill my art student takedowner responsibilities for a week. Now that I'm back lining has recommenced. Flicks forthcoming...

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  17. kps are a bunch of gay style biting faggots end of story shit tags shit dubs who gives a fuck who they wright with

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  18. There is already a KPS Crew from Toronto that's been killin it for over a decade

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